My name is Kari. Welcome to my life.

I feel so empty right now.

As if maybe I’m meant to feel this way forever.


I have my own place.

  • I enjoy walking around in my underwear
  • Eating cake from a bowl
  • And pretending I’m a rockstar

DON’T JUDGE ME.


all of us are the perverts our parents warned us about

(Source: fwips)

Via Zorks



(Source: almightybob)


celiamay:

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

(Source: graceslick-)

Via Unsensitive Dumbass



iamkarijerene:

vondell-swain:

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

omg

Why is this happening…?

like we couldn’t look any dumber… and then we put a cat on jury duty.

My cat is totally going to be listed on the census.

(Source: toralei)



Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his dick?

Hit for more.

(Source: )



nerds-are-the-best:

eddplant:

xfawnx:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

I have never seen a more perfect marriage proposal =’D

Damn it internet

you are setting the bar TOO HIGH

LKJSDGL;KJASDGL;KJSADG


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