I have my own place.
- I enjoy walking around in my underwear
- Eating cake from a bowl
- And pretending I’m a rockstar
DON’T JUDGE ME.
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-)
thank u free country usa god bless
Too good not to reblog
omg
Why is this happening…?
like we couldn’t look any dumber… and then we put a cat on jury duty.
My cat is totally going to be listed on the census.
(Source: toralei)
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
I have never seen a more perfect marriage proposal =’D
Damn it internet
you are setting the bar TOO HIGH
LKJSDGL;KJASDGL;KJSADG
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